Executive at coffee machine
Cohort 01 — Now Open

The most expensive
line item in your
bloodstream is cortisol.

A clinical-dose lozenge that lowers cortisol in 30 minutes or less. No crash. No fog. No prescription. Built by operators who got tired of being tired.

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80% of executives cite work
as top stressor
$322B annual cost
of burnout
30 min or less to measurable
cortisol reduction
Not a supplement — a protocol ◆ Clinical dosages only ◆ cGMP manufactured ◆ Third-party tested ◆ No proprietary blend hiding ◆ Designed for deal desks, not yoga mats ◆ Not a supplement — a protocol ◆ Clinical dosages only ◆ cGMP manufactured ◆ Third-party tested ◆ No proprietary blend hiding ◆ Designed for deal desks, not yoga mats ◆

Your body can't tell a board meeting from a bear attack.

Eight Zooms. Fourteen Slacks. Three urgent fires before lunch. Your sympathetic nervous system responds to all of it the same way — cortisol flood, fight-or-flight, repeat.

The result? Chronic elevation. The kind that makes you sharp at 9 AM and wrecked by 3 PM. That makes sleep shallow and decisions expensive.

Every adaptogen gummy, every CBD tincture, every "calm supplement" on the market treats symptoms. We engineered something that addresses the mechanism.

80%
of executives describe work as a major personal stressor
$322B
annual cost of workplace burnout in lost productivity globally
2.6×
more likely to quit — burned out employees actively seeking new roles

One lozenge. Zero compromises.

Phosphatidylserine binds cortisol receptors within 30 minutes or less. L-theanine modulates glutamate for focus without jitters. Rhodiola supports HPA axis regulation under sustained stress. No melatonin. No ashwagandha. No proprietary blends.

300mg
Phosphatidylserine
Clinically shown to reduce cortisol by up to 20% in acute stress. Fast-acting, well-studied.
200mg
L-Theanine
Alpha wave promotion without sedation. The Japanese tea ceremony, weaponized.
150mg
Rhodiola Rosea
Adaptogenic support for prolonged cognitive demand. Soviet-era military research.
100mg
Magnesium L-Threonate
The only magnesium that crosses the blood-brain barrier. Neurological essential.

Not for everyone. By design.

01

Born from burnout.

Built by a former MBB consultant and executive who spent a decade watching top performers medicate stress with substances that made them worse. Every ingredient at clinical dosage. Every claim peer-reviewed. Every batch third-party tested.

02

Made in America.

Our ingredients are clinical grade and sourced by established partners. FDA-registered, cGMP-certified facilities. COA available for every batch.

03

Built for colleagues.

PE operators closing deals. Founders on their third pivot. Traders managing eight-figure positions. People who need cortisol management, not sedation.

Join the first cohort.

Limited founding member access. Expected delivery Q2 2026. Early members receive preferred pricing and direct input on formulation.

No spam. No selling your data. Occasional updates on launch timeline and early access.

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*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.